You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

that’s a lot of history!

that’s a lot of history!

my plants are my children

my plants are my children

from social warning fantasy to reality

from social warning fantasy to reality

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

never break nose contact

never break nose contact

goosebumps, but for adults

goosebumps, but for adults

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

kool aid they

what’s your favorite six word story?

what’s your favorite six word story?

there is no middle ground

there is no middle ground

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

ya don’t say?

ya don’t say?

big fork bad

some patients are into that

some patients are into that