You’re not fooling anyone, you beautiful lilly of the dirt…

Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.

Pope is old news.

Your issues are outstanding and beyond help.

Teachers vs guns. An open dialogue.

Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.

David Gilmour, Lead guitar in Pink Floyd, sold his guitars for $21 mil. USD and promptly donated it to ClientEarth, an organization fighting climate change.

When you know the end is near…

At ease, Radar.

Addict approved…

Nothing burns quite like freedom does.

That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

Be good to each other.

Friendly reminder to go outside and ride trains with friends.

Annual reminder to watch last years movies…

brb, ordering a panda.