Snap bracelets from the circa 1992’s are not chew toys, Hun.

Snap bracelets from the circa 1992's are not chew toys, Hun.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.

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Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.