the day he learned life isn’t fair

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

houses have layers like onions

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

Why limit tolkien to Tuesdays? Now you can tolkien any day you want with this collection of memes!

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

How could someone be so cruel