Made out with an airbag… Lipstick checks out.

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

this is how many sides a circle has

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”