A neon salesman’s sample case circa 1935

A neon salesman's sample case circa 1935

it’s super effective!

it’s super effective!

oprah you fool!

oprah you fool!

it’s hopeless

it’s hopeless

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

there’s only a little blood

there’s only a little blood

they called back later with a job offer

they called back later with a job offer

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

finally, a distraction

finally, a distraction

just be aggressive

just be aggressive

of course she knows

of course she knows

flats or drums?

flats or drums?

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true

dish hack

a tougher decision than it should be

a tougher decision than it should be