Bipolar – bi·po·lar (adjective)

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

work day lunch break hack

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company