Tattoos are forever.

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

keep laughing see what happens

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

tall girl problems

the insurance mafia

every color means go to a cyclist

turtle burglar

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

all is not well in waffleville

you’re*

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

google ain’t no snitch

the power rangers have very patient villains