How to lose a friend in a quarter of a minute.

who wins and why?

it was always burning

*books flight to scotland*

first date fart

agents are on their way to your location right now

yee-haw!

art doesn’t always imitate life

please make it stop

stay on multiple tasks

love wins

new threesome idea

does not go on the dating profile

live laugh love

house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!

schrodinger’s baby