you were the cheesen one!

qr codes will never run out

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

goblins don’t watch netflix

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

the coolest dog at the bar

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?