Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan's last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

I can only take so much prodding…

I can only take so much prodding…

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

English on a mug.

English on a mug.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

There should be leash laws for kids?

There should be leash laws for kids?

How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

Chickens can’t fly.

Chickens can’t fly.

Encouragement from an Octopus

Encouragement from an Octopus

Yoga for whatever ails you.

Yoga for whatever ails you.