Hamlet is so binary.

how fast are you?

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

find your bay leaf confidence

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

pool world

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

beware of log

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

who actually thought this was a good idea?

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

and frozen thin mints

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

this might be the best way to judge other people

um, what now?

do not feed the animals