how about no?

how about no?

you’re invited to the baby shower

you’re invited to the baby shower

one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it

one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it

you said you love it here

you said you love it here

stop hitting yourself

stop hitting yourself

i give up

unflappable

eat rocks!

now take a shot!

now take a shot!

kids make the rules

kids make the rules

just needs a hug and some anti-depressants

just needs a hug and some anti-depressants

need to find my chill faster

need to find my chill faster

he’s caught up

he’s caught up

old time recipes are the worst

old time recipes are the worst

i wonder what the success rate was?

i wonder what the success rate was?

time to write your will

time to write your will