i would’ve assumed he was ex-military, too

I could have a fire here.

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

He fits!

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

I hate the future.

Salem Was The Best

Fun with bees.

I was a very petty 5th grader.

Latest photo of Jupiter from the Juno spacecraft

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.

Free cheese

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

You’re a good person, Professor.

Society doesn’t say that…