Oh bother…

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

such a misunderstood creature

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i should have texted instead

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

yes, please

how it started vs how it’s going

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

send dudes, not nudes

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

beer science

how is this not already a thing???