I’d get in that limo.

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the law of giants

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the makers of oreos have no chill

planking isn’t for everybody

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face