Just knife salesmen things…

Compliments explained

You’re a good person, Professor.

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.

I could have a fire here.

Latest photo of Jupiter from the Juno spacecraft

That was a quick test

Everyone deserves a second chance

60% of the time, it works every time.

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

Fun with bees.

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

Words from mom.

I hate the future.