they’re all so angry now

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

Being Catholic.

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

Every time a girl says hi to me.

Science has gone too far.

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

Vote Odin

Imagine planning a party

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

Should have checked himself…poor guy

They say the universe is continually expanding…

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

Doing things alone vs as people watch

I miss the Rugrats