prepare to fight (or do the smart thing and run)

image of three pelicans with lightning in the brackground

Diego can get it.

Diego can get it.

And the world rejoiced (generally)

And the world rejoiced (generally)

Burn the magician!

Burn the magician!

Wall-E was ahead of it’s time.

Wall-E was ahead of it’s time.

No amount of PPE could have save this cake…

No amount of PPE could have save this cake…

*Looks directly into camera*

*Looks directly into camera*

Apu is not interested in any your garbage.

Apu is not interested in any your garbage.

Among the Red Wood giants

Among the Red Wood giants

Do the right thing here, people.

Do the right thing here, people.

The puppies are coming…

The puppies are coming…

*freely gives interviews*

*freely gives interviews*

…and my axe?

Why is this even an option, Micro$oft?

Why is this even an option, Micro$oft?

Reconsider reconstruction.

Reconsider reconstruction.

Ham it up.