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You just scored above average today. Probably.

You just scored above average today. Probably.
we are not alone in the universe
we are not alone in the universe
he refused to quit
he refused to quit
dads are so embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
and then there’s jeff bezos…
and then there’s jeff bezos…
both. bring both inside
both. bring both inside
gonz… oh no…
gonz… oh no…
i appreciate the attention
i appreciate the attention
they face the sun for a reason
they face the sun for a reason
when flirting goes too far
when flirting goes too far
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
beerfest 2: beardfest
beerfest 2: beardfest
At+least+yer+a+wizard%26%238230%3B
At least yer a wizard…
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Your+tax+rupees+at+work%21
Your tax rupees at work!
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
I+could+start+a+religion+here%26%238230%3B
I could start a religion here…