You just scored above average today. Probably.

*sad millennial noises*

Writing valentines in class.

I mean, you’re not wrong…

don’t @ me, John.

Anti-suicide nets were the solution to the working conditions at Foxconn factories. I wonder if the Wisconsin factory will have them too.

Nailed it, babe.

Loggers are a different breed, circa 1977

The doublespeak is multiplying…

She didn’t choose the gamer life, the gamer life chose her.

UK Salaries vs House prices

It could be anything, really.

Am I free to go…?

The moon is a powerful thing.

Slippery bugger.

Megan and Harry start their new life in Canada.