Oh snap.

Oh snap.

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

they won’t be able to mcresist me

they won’t be able to mcresist me

you know the move

you know the move

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously