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Parenting can be hard…

Parenting can be hard...
if you haven’t already, one day you will
if you haven’t already, one day you will
guilty pets
guilty pets
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
rip ipod
rip ipod
choose your nickname
choose your nickname
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
when someone tickles your neck
when someone tickles your neck
i’ve made a terrible mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
coping mechanism police
coping mechanism police
okay, but this is expert level parking
okay, but this is expert level parking
earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
make sure she can hear you
make sure she can hear you
let me take your jacket
let me take your jacket
roomba on the run!
roomba on the run!
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Join the conversation
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!