dad never has to know

a lecture about cloning dinosaurs. where i have heard this before?

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Emmanuel don’t it!!!

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”