I’m quite the polyglot.

I'm quite the polyglot.

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

did he do it?

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

it’s a bit extreme

it’s a bit extreme

trojan pigeon

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

the math adds up

the math adds up

wasted gems

ho ho homicide

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?