Just a bunch of kid grabbers making a scene. Nothing to see here…

The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.

MOMMA

It’s just a glitch, probably.

Stanley and Phallus being happy when Darryl was applying for Regional Manager was good yakka.

The Canadians are getting flustered.

Nine months to change a life, even.

Anyone up for a second run on Area-51 now that the military is distracted?

fantastic.

Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.

This is an easy win to start things off.

As it turns out, women are very observant…

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

a diet Coke, also…

Duuuude… Sweet! What does mine say?

Do you even shower, bro?