Zzzzing!

Passive aggressive instructions

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Ultimate noms.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

A Venezuelan smartass

You just lost the game.

The price is savage

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Horlp may.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.