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How much toast could a toaster toast

How much toast could a toaster toast
I’m no longer the idiot!
I’m no longer the idiot!
She still ate them…
She still ate them…
Son, where art thou?
Son, where art thou?
Nice work Johnny boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
The hops are insufficient.
The hops are insufficient.
The Nords eat purposefully.
The Nords eat purposefully.
You’ve all been notified.
You’ve all been notified.
Buy your kid a soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
Words
Words
Tread lightly, Mister!
Tread lightly, Mister!
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
Join the conversation
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Words
Words
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty