You really nail it, bud.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

michael’s store employees use the honor system

you should have just bought snacks!

his name was close enough

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

fine, i’ll do it myself!

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

How could someone be so cruel

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

houses have layers like onions

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin