probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

Elon Musk right now

nice going there Peeta

The invention of sour cream

Remember?

My neighbor asked to borrow "that big blue sheet I use to rake leaves"

baby trolls Dad

Fossilized coral is beautiful

$5900 Productivity Chair… it’s happening

What a bitch

I have never had such an amazing bath experience.

Bad Nicholas. Get down.

I’m married and we don’t have any kids…

This is the world’s first picture of the surface of a comet, taken today by the Rosetta space probe shortly before crash-landing into Comet 67P.

The best and worst ceremonial first pitches

PETA knows what’s up