procrastinating petrol problems

how it started vs how it’s going

i should have texted instead

send dudes, not nudes

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

beer science

classic carrie bradshaw

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

time to cry!

spitting venom

such a misunderstood creature

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too