Pass it on.

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

that’s a big pill to swallow

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

who wore it better?

CSI: disneyland

boba fett is actually pinocchio

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

am i phobos the moon of mars?