He just wants the pet

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?