Feeling Lucky?

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.
Every time I start to read…
Every time I start to read…
Why is Australia so scary?
Why is Australia so scary?
Overcome by depression.
Overcome by depression.
Star Wars – Call Me Maybe.
Star Wars – Call Me Maybe.
Words.
Words.
When I try to sing with the radio.
When I try to sing with the radio.
Things to eat and drink in public.
Things to eat and drink in public.
You’re gonna have a bad time…
You’re gonna have a bad time…
Best friends forever.
Best friends forever.
This man can play the ukulele.
This man can play the ukulele.
Sure… tennis.
Sure… tennis.
Executing Monday.
Executing Monday.
How long have you been standing there?
How long have you been standing there?
Do you want to ride on my rocket?
Do you want to ride on my rocket?
Kids today… 1982 versus 2012.
Kids today… 1982 versus 2012.
Words.
Words.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Hands.
Hands.
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Pacman+FTW%21
Pacman FTW!
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’