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professor snail

i want to read about its adventures
i want to read about its adventures
excuse me while i call my therapist
excuse me while i call my therapist
the things cats put up with
the things cats put up with
secret meeting
secret meeting
if pinecones were alcohol
if pinecones were alcohol
that’s a bear
that’s a bear
cat brains are getting smaller
cat brains are getting smaller
but size isn’t supposed to matter
but size isn’t supposed to matter
what are their villain names?
what are their villain names?
juanita almost made it a month
juanita almost made it a month
built in pringles rack
built in pringles rack
this would be brilliant
this would be brilliant
honeymeown
honeymeown
what time the sad hour?
what time the sad hour?
beehaw
beehaw
i%26%238217%3Bll+buy+6+tickets
i’ll buy 6 tickets
dun+dun..dun+dun%26%238230%3Bdundundundundundundundun
dun dun..dun dun…dundundundundundundundun
just+another+tuesday
just another tuesday
they%26%238217%3Bre+all+in+static+agreement
they’re all in static agreement
Join the conversation
%26%238220%3Banonymity+is+the+opening+to+self+expression%26%238221%3B+or+something+like+that
“anonymity is the opening to self expression” or something like that
i+hope+the+outcome+is+pawsitive
i hope the outcome is pawsitive
just+car-rotten+luck
just car-rotten luck
i%26%238217%3Bve+got+the+power
i’ve got the power
what+do+we+have+here%3F
what do we have here?
uh..yes%26%238230%3Bthat+thing+you+said%26%238230%3B
uh..yes…that thing you said…
woe+is+me
woe is me
the+cherry+was+meh
the cherry was meh