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In a perfect world

In a perfect world
Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.
Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.
Realizing you’re a hero of sorts.
Realizing you’re a hero of sorts.
Myrna, simmer down.
Myrna, simmer down.
Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.
Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.
What do we say to the God of death?
What do we say to the God of death?
Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.
Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.
Kids say the darndest things…
Kids say the darndest things…
Nobody asked for this research…
Nobody asked for this research…
Parenting can be difficult.
Parenting can be difficult.
No hiss, just boom.
No hiss, just boom.
Golden carrots can be enchanted.
Golden carrots can be enchanted.
Bee Sniffer Poetry
Bee Sniffer Poetry
Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989
Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989
For thee, but not for me.
For thee, but not for me.
Treat your chickens right.
Treat your chickens right.
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
Join the conversation
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
Oversimplified+pizza+post..
Oversimplified pizza post..
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…