Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.

just one?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

When you gotta go, you gotta go

write the next line of this story

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages