The Orient Queen cruise ship gave up the ghost nearby the explosion in Beirut

This is a brilliant grandpa move

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you will pay for your betrayal

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

write the next line of this story

just one?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point