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projected stats

Can I be the banker?
Can I be the banker?
Noodling the law.
Noodling the law.
Protesting CVS receipts…
Protesting CVS receipts…
Dammit, David…
Dammit, David…
Rock on, Buttercup.
Rock on, Buttercup.
What is this even.
What is this even.
Burn them all.
Burn them all.
Gym class in movies.
Gym class in movies.
You are known.
You are known.
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
This is a policy I can get behind…
This is a policy I can get behind…
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
Be the neighbor…
Be the neighbor…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
When life mimics art.
When life mimics art.
Sold+car%2C+bought+jet+skis.
Sold car, bought jet skis.
Winning.
Winning.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry%2C+you%26%238217%3Bll+be+fine.
Don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
Highly+suspicious%26%238230%3B
Highly suspicious…
Join the conversation
Unintentional+porn.
Unintentional porn.
Drunk+text+protection.
Drunk text protection.
Nicest+thing+anyone+has+done+for+me%26%238230%3B
Nicest thing anyone has done for me…
tl%3Bdr
tl;dr
Me+too.
Me too.
What+really+happened%26%238230%3B
What really happened…
Not+cool%26%238230%3B
Not cool…
Good+work+guys.
Good work guys.