I’m something of an actor…

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Science throw-down

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Sorry, bro…

I could read here.

I don’t believe you.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Married life.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky