Save ALL the asses.

astrology for coworkers

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

spiders use their eyes

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

welcome to jurassic park!

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

and now he’s just committed to the bit

stab the crab

this should be interesting

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

cry harder

squirrel art