Chinese is hard and your mother is a horse.

When ya soul on fiya.

Stop with the snow stuff…

Never go to Mars, actually.

Attack of the giant Tetanus

Vikings filed horizontal lines in to their teeth; no one person can say why this was done, apparently.

Grateful for this food.

*stares in to the abyss*

Me Gustar

Bless the toad man.

You think I don’t understand that?

Leader of the pack!

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We’re in a fight.

The TV Repair Man Delivrs.

Don’t mess with the library staff…