When your hands are actual registered weapons…

When your hands are actual registered weapons...

don’t be a candy nazi

don’t be a candy nazi

duolingo is sentient. and evil

duolingo is sentient. and evil

the avengers don’t stand a chance

the avengers don’t stand a chance

let’s talk about inequality

let’s talk about inequality

don’t let society hold you back

don’t let society hold you back

all i need is a crunchwrap supreme and baja blast

all i need is a crunchwrap supreme and baja blast

just start arguing

just start arguing

the best life hack

the best life hack

they said the perfect moment doesn’t exist

they said the perfect moment doesn’t exist

i’d like to live, debra

i’d like to live, debra

i fight monsters

i fight monsters

we need more of their energy in this world

we need more of their energy in this world

left the most adorable mark

left the most adorable mark

nom nom nom

if this is you we can’t be friends

if this is you we can’t be friends