Feeling Lucky?

proven with facts

bacon and avocado should never fight
bacon and avocado should never fight
happy little outages
happy little outages
maybe, maybe not
maybe, maybe not
was that an earthquake?
was that an earthquake?
newt safe for work
newt safe for work
only one response
only one response
just say the words
just say the words
it is upon us
it is upon us
one demon too many
one demon too many
i need a new battery
i need a new battery
so much disappointment
so much disappointment
what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?
what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?
didn’t even get 30 days notice
didn’t even get 30 days notice
i would hope so!
i would hope so!
mom night shyamalan
mom night shyamalan
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+it+on+the+18th
I don’t need it on the 18th
words+to+live+by
words to live by
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
it+fits+the+doggo
it fits the doggo
Join the conversation
Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
i+believe+it
i believe it
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Ireland+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?