how is this not a show already?

how is this not a show already?

start listing ’em!

start listing ’em!

just. the. alcohol.

just. the. alcohol.

the blood of his enemies

the blood of his enemies

chuck it in the bucket

chuck it in the bucket

the audacity

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

nose ring booger combo

nose ring booger combo

nailed it

laundromat gym combo

laundromat gym combo

chocolate covered donut

chocolate covered donut

easiest puzzle ever

easiest puzzle ever

edible bookmark

edible bookmark

that’s a moray!

that’s a moray!

bring back child labor?

bring back child labor?

i would like to order the 1 pound mozzarella stick

i would like to order the 1 pound mozzarella stick