Ye olde 1920’s electric toastere.

Ye olde 1920's electric toastere.

this is me

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

a bold strategy

a bold strategy

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

new life motto

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

sharks are so relatable

sharks are so relatable

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

you ask, you shall receive

you ask, you shall receive