Pumpkin carving level 439932

Never forget

when she says that she only dates serious guys

Did I offend you?

She was so pleased with herself.

Be nice to your barista.

I’m pretty easy to please.

Dogs meeting animals. I could look at these all day.

They’re plans. Damn good ones too.

Best job application ever

You know what they say about Love and War?

Comcast really nailed it with their April Fools ad!

This and a Camelbak full of wine.

[NSFV] The Blue Lingcod has blue flesh.

The United States Navy has announced that they will be building a war ship dedicated to POTUS, named the USS Donald J. Trump

Six different administrations