Dial tone is for robots.

Dial tone is for robots.

10 of Guy’s Fave Memes, Because You Asked

10 of Guy’s Fave Memes, Because You Asked

what. thephuck.

what. thephuck.

air it out

im the goat

remember, it was *both ways*

remember, it was *both ways*

why u du dis

*makes sure pen tip is clicked in*

*makes sure pen tip is clicked in*

truer words have never been said

truer words have never been said

gotta make sure the roads can damage your car, after all

gotta make sure the roads can damage your car, after all

meet my dogs, pretyman and nosewise

meet my dogs, pretyman and nosewise

they see me rollin

they see me rollin

there is never enough

there is never enough

i’d rather be socially normal than get the big bertha burrito from taco bell

i’d rather be socially normal than get the big bertha burrito from taco bell

you have to be kiddin’ me

you have to be kiddin’ me

i can’t un-think it

i can’t un-think it