who let the guy with no mustache participate?

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

avoiding people in public is exhausting

sea urchins love hats

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

there’s no way a home made this soup

i live at the zoo now

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

mephisto signing off off of zoom

never letting go

he had too many balls in the air

live laugh lobotomy

ode de febreeze