*prepares pokeball…*

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

trojan pigeon

that’s a loaded question

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

beyond offensive

And you give that subtle approving head nod

did he do it?

the math adds up

it’s a bit extreme

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

ho ho homicide

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?