Puppersaurus Rex

Puppersaurus Rex

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Is this true?

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

mind blown